I quite enjoy my job, even though it is flipn freezing sometimes doing freezer work like I was last Friday. I've never shared this with anyone but think about it whenever I do freezer work, so in the spirit of reviewing products, I enjoy dealing with Watties supersweet corn, it's just so malleable and can fit in anywhere, probably my favourite product to stock in the freezer. Woolies, skuxbus.
I don't know if this makes me wierd, bit sometimes I play random games with myself. Like guessing if a car has a towbar or not before it drives pass and I can see whether it has one or not. Or counting the amount of lefties in something like an exam. Or sometimes I wonder what it would be like to stop time. Sometimes I guess how many items I can put on the shelf before I put them up at work. I don't get any rewards from these games and more, but I like to think they make my life a little more interesting and more importantly make life funner for me!
Also, I would like to share with the world the correct way to eat toast (and cook it), my way, something only 2 people have had the privilege of hearing. When it comes to toast and doing it properly, I am rather OCD, it's become quite a ritual. It's got to be Quality Bakers-Natures Fresh-Superthick Toast Bread to be able to do it properly. Two pieces of toast at a time only (unless there's only 1 slice left), and it has to be put in upside down. The piece I eat first will be put in the side closest to the chopping board and the other one on the other side (even though it's a 4 toast toaster). I decide which piece I will eat 1st of 2nd determined by the look of the crust. Perfect amount of toasting and crisping which I have got real good at. Then I have to use Anchor Country Soft Butter (no other softened butter is acceptable and margarine is the devil in fake butter form). Butter the 1st piece real nice and evenly and then the 2nd, as soon as they pop from the toaster or the butter doesn't melt the same and everything's not as hot or fresh. Eating the first piece, I eat the side crust which does not look as nice, then eat half of the top and bottom crusts, then eat out half of the middle and roll it in my mouth so it's upside down so the butter is straight in my tounge (stuff tastes different upside down). then eat the other half of the bottom crust and half of the good side crust. Then eat out other middle half bit (upside down again). Then sometimes take a small bite off the top crust depending on the crust. then put the last bit in my mouth upside down. The 2nd piece of toast is eaten the same except there is no upside-down actions. And that's it! Best toast ever!!This blog just isn't complete without the telling of a dream. I was waiting till I had a dream to finish this and I had one last night. I had left my house for some reason with a towel and wearing no clothes or anything (kinda awkward. I was catching a bus to Johnsonville that had a shower in it, yet I didn't have a shower. I got to J'Ville Shopping Mall (probs worst shopping mall ever by the way, apart from Tawa) and was jumping round the place in a sleeping bag until I got into Halensteins, which was all done up and woah, not like a normal rubbish one. I was looking for clothes because I needed some. Andy Grieves was at the counter but we didn't really say anything to each other. I saw this sweet white t-shirt with black sleeves and a grey cardy with pockets so was going to get those and then some random girl with her random friend asked me if I grew taller everyday. I was just like "I dunno". Then I woke up. Hopefully I got some pants too...
Peace out, time to study.
I am now friends with Luke Smith on Facebook again.
Life is brilliant!
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